do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
literally all i want in life is to have sex in the shower but that aint gonna happen anytime soon
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
there’s a special place in heaven for people who upload entire albums to youtube