kuzco2000

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

chickenqveen

dutchster:

miscaitlin:

iphone5si:

miscaitlin:

i rly need to pee but I don’t want to get up

so glad I’m a boy and can just pee out the window

can a boy pls confirm this

as a boy i can confirm it is possible to pee out the window but you still need to get up to pee out the window

I’m afraid you are incorrect sir, for if properly preformed, one said boy can pee from said window if in proper horizontal relaxation position.